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 | | Bad Santa ! Holiday Hot Sauce
Have you been naughty or nice this year? Santa always knows! Batten down your hatches and board up your chimneys, because Santa's got the trots and he's looking for revenge. Give a bottle of this red hot sauce to friend and foe alike as a reminder that ol' Saint Nick's got a "shit"list and he's checking it twice!
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 | | Be Naughty! Save Santa the Trip! Hot Sauce
Be Naughty. Give this hot sauce wish to the tight tighties you know...or at least a wicked smile!
Heat Level: 3 (Mild Hot Sauce)
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 | | Alive and Well Mango Fruit Salsa
Mango Salsa is a gourmet fruit salsa made from real mango fruit. Great for cooking and garnishing your entrees taking them to gourmet cuisine. Don't forget you can use for chip dipping too! One bite and you will know you are Alive and Well. Feel the fruity sensation of mango in this gourmet mouth watering salsa. Size: 16 oz Heat Level: Mild Salsa
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 | | ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this hot sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function Humor * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce...
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 | | Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce
For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin Extra Strength and do not call me in the morningCategory: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauces) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Key Lime Juice Themes : Bodily Function * Occupations * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce...
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 | | Ass In The Tub 3-Pack Hot Sauce Gift
Cool box with funny cartoons contains one full-size bottle (5oz) each of Ass in the Tub hot sauce, Ass in Space hot sauce and Ass in Antarctica hot sauce. Makes a great gift for your own deserving self or for someone else.Category: hot sauce gifts and collections Heat Level: (Medium Hot Sauce)
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 | | Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce
WoooW! Drop your drawers and run for the water closet - BUTT, be careful - running only fans the flames!Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Cayenne Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * No Vinegar * Humor * Pepper Extract * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce...
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 | | Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce
This is Largest-Selling Specialty Louisiana Pepper Sauce! It is also a 2002 Scovie Award Winner (the food industry equivalent to an Academy Award). Donot let the name fool you. It is a medium heat sauce that goes with anything. This South Louisiana pepper sauce is a classic! It is made with Cayenne Peppers, Minced Garlic, Minced Onion, a touch of Cane Vinegar, that blend of spices and a tiny bit of Sea Salt.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Cayenne PeppersSpecial Ingredient(s): Lots of Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Bodily Function Humor * Divorce * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce...
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 | | Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce
Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today.
PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out!
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Sex * Bodily Function Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce...
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 | | Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce
Here's the rush you've wanted to experience! Release the sensation that only the very special taste of Endorphin Rush can! Heightens any food: first an explosion of flavor, then a wave of heat! The rush that goes beyond hot!Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Extract Main Flavor: Hot Special Ingredient(s): Soy Sauce Themes : Extreme * Collector's Favorite * Sex * Bodily Function * Sports * All Natural * No Fat * Very Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce...
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 | | Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Burns both ways! If you think it's hot when you eat, wait til you take a seat. Warning: Inflames hemorrhoids. Dr. H.E.M. says there's nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium Heat Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Fresh Habaneros Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Habanero Peppers Themes : Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * Raunchy * All Natural * No Fat * Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce...
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 | | Holy Shit! Habanero Hot Sauce
Dope dip! Incinerate your body! Never again! Adios! Leaves you breathless! There's no equal! We dare you! Leaves you speechless! Blast furnace! You'll have to say it!!!! Holy Shit! Terrific label, nice dark sauce.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauce) Themes : Great Label * Bodily Function Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Holy Shit! Habanero Hot Sauce...
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 | | Ring Of Fire Chipotle Garlic Hot Sauce
FireGirl says, This hot sauce is very garlicky, but not too smokey. If you love garlic, you'll love this sauce. It has just the right amount of heat to bring out the flavor of the garlic, and to make your mouth water. It is a thick sauce with lots of small chunks. You can see the spices, especially the small bits of chipotle distributed throughout the sauce. The bottle is 12.5 fluid ounces, more than double the regular hot sauce bottle size (5oz), so the price is really a bargain. This hot sauce is good on most all meats, even more meaty fish, like tuna steak. It's also good on sandwiches, on bagels with cream cheese, and in spaghetti sauce.
The Manufacturer says, This sauce may cause serious addiction! The smoky chipotle and roasted garlic are the backdrop for this distinctive sauce. Remarkably rich and smooth, it'll make your mouth water, and your taste buds scream. To ensure proper enjoyment, use liberally.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium Hot Sauce) Themes : Humor * Gourmet * Smoky Flavor * Garlic Heavy * Bodily Function Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Ring Of Fire Chipotle Garlic Hot Sauce...
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 | | Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce
The sphincter muscle is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. Label reads, "Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra'ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthum feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch of sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums from, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, and und she shur was scremin'!"Category: Humorous Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot hot sauce) Main Pepper: Cayenne Pepper Main Flavor: Garlic Special Ingredient(s): Garlic Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function Humor* Garlic-Heavy * All Natural * No Fat * Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Screaming Sphinker Garlic Hot Sauce...
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 | | Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce
The sphincter muscle is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. Label reads, "Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra'ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthum feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch of sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums from, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, and und she shur was scremin'!"Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Cayenne Peppers Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function Humor * All Natural * No Fat * Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce...
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 | | Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce by Professor Payne Indeass
Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Hot Sauce Recipe #2. This hot sauce is made with apple sauce, balsamic vinegar and raisins.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Pepper Extract Special Ingredient(s): Raisins Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * FireGirl's Favorite * Bodily Function Humor * Great Label * Occupational Humor * Sweet Heat * Fruit-based * Humor * Raunchy * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce by Professor Payne Indeass...
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 | | Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry?
This hot sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Divorce * Bodily Function Humor * Raunchy * Fits In Display Box... more about Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce...
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