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Divorce Themed ItemsCongratulations are in order when a bad marriage finally bites the dust. (Oh, stop babbling about cynicism.) Check out these items to bring humour to life's moments.
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This is Louisianas Largest-Selling Specialty Pepper Sauce! It is also a 2002 winner of a Scovie Award (the food industry equivalent to an Academy Award). Dont let the name fool you. Its a medium heat sauce that goes with anything. This pepper sauce is a South Louisiana classic! Its made with Cayenne Peppers, Minced Garlic, Minced Onion, a touch of Cane Vinegar, that blend of spices and a tiny bit of Sea Salt.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Special Ingredient(s): Lots of Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Betrayed Hot Sauce
You thought it wouldn't burn, but you didn't pay close enough attention. This one is a hard lesson to learn.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Divorce * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Betrayed Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Brain Damage Hot Sauce
The top of the bottle has a pink plastic brain on it. Very weird, and very cool. Now this sauce ain't for wimps or people just eat up with I.Q. It's for people like Bones (the hard ridin' biker on the label)... people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills. It's a sauce for the kind of folks who get their kicks spittin' into the wind or arm rasslin with big women. Thick, just slightly sweet. Very hot. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Mary's Favorite * Divorce * Sweet Heat * Fruit-Based * Toy * * Fits In Display Box... more about Brain Damage Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Da' Bomb, The Final Answer (Pepper Extract)
Oh my god! Do you think we can keep this up? Every sauce is hotter than the last. This one is almost twice as hot as the one I used to say was the hottest I have in my catalog! This sauce is going to kill you. So hot, you should have someone nearby ready to dial 911 when you taste it. One million, five hundred thousand Scoville units!!!!!! To give you some idea, a jalapeno is 5000, and the hottest pepper of all, the habanero, is only about 300,000. Is this one the final answer? We'll see. The challenge is on. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Divorce * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Da' Bomb, The Final Answer (Pepper Extract)...
| | |  | | Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Burns both ways! If you think it's hot when you eat, wait til you take a seat. Warning: Inflames hemorrhoids. Dr. H.E.M. says there's nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Fresh Habaneros Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Habanero Peppers Themes : Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * Raunchy * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce
This sauce was made for all those Biker Babes out there. You know who you are the ones that don't take shit from anyone, but still like to show off your classy ass and breasts to everyone. This sauce is good. Try it in your next Bloody Biker Bitch Mary drink. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Sex * Marriage * Occupations * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Hottest Fucking Sauce (Hot Sauce)
Real Person Alexandra says, This is pretty damn fucking hot; the heat, which was a lasting variety, wiped out 99% of my memories of its taste. The flavor that I do remember was not bad, though. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Divorce * Sex * Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Hottest Fucking Sauce (Hot Sauce)...
| | |  | | Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce
The splinter you got in your butt from the outhouse is less painful than this heat-filled habanero hot sauce.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Fresh Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Habanero Peppers Themes : Extract * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * No Fat * Sodium free * Fits In Display Box... more about Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Kick Yo Ass Hot (Hot Sauce)
Contains the red savina habanero pepper and 1 million Scoville unit capsicum extract. Be careful with this one. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Humor * Animal Theme * Divorce * * Fits In Display Box... more about Kick Yo Ass Hot (Hot Sauce)...
| | |  | | Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce (Liquid Stupid)
One drop will stoopify you. Liquid Stupid for those of us who don't know the real spelling of the word stoopid. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Jalapeno Themes : Collector's Favorite * Extract * Divorce * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce (Liquid Stupid) stoopid, stupid
| | |  | | Mean Devil Woman Cajun Hot Sauce
Born on a bayou years ago was a Mean Devil Woman. So hot she was that the gators ran, the swamps boiled, and the hearts of men (and some women) caught fire at the very sight of her. The very essense of this woman is captured in this bottle - though the actual woman will never be captured. She is a free spirit. Taste it in this sauce.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Mean Devil Woman Themes : Woman Power * Marriage * Cajun * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Mean Devil Woman Cajun Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Psycho Bitch Habanero Chipotle Hot Sauce
A smoky hot sauce. FireGirl once drank this sauce after her boss tried to feel her ass. After she drank the sauce, she got his ass fired! He called her a bitch. She smiled.
Not sure what a chipotle is? FireGirl to the rescue: You know how a raisin is a dried grape? A chipotle is a smoked (and dried) jalape?o. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Chipotle Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Mary's Favorite * Great Label * Collector's Favorite * Smoky-Flavor * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Psycho Bitch Habanero Chipotle Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Psycho Bitch Habanero Mango Hot Sauce
A sweet, fruity hot sauce. One day, while FireGirl was out taking a leisurely jog, a man yelled 'nice ass' at her out of his car window. FireGirl took a swig of this hot sauce, and started chasing his car. The man was so scared to see this crazy woman chasing after him on foot, that he sped away. FireGirl almost caught the jerk, and if she had, he would have found out what his ass felt like with Psycho Bitch Habanero Mango Hot Sauce liberally applied. (This story is almost true.)Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 5 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Mango & Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Mango Themes : Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Divorce * Sweet Heat * Fruit-Based * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Psycho Bitch Habanero Mango Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Psycho Bitch ON FIRE! Hot Sauce
A very hot and tasty sauce with habaneros and cayenne peppers. FireGirl drinks this sauce when she needs to fight off really mean, evil forces, like the IRS, INS, CIA or GWB. Also good for fighting off harassing bill collector's, bad bosses, and nosy neighbors.
Psycho Bitch ON FIRE! Hot Sauce is good anywhere you want a lot of heat. Drink it straight when you need to fight off mean, evil forces.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Habanero Other Flavor(s): Cayenne Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Divorce * Great Label * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Psycho Bitch ON FIRE! Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Pure Poison Hot Sauce
An extreme sauce with great taste, a great label, and a pleasing price. Doesn't sound like pure poison, but the bite is definitely there! Extremely hot. You won't be disappointed.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Themes : Extract * Divorce * Great Label * * Fits In Display Box... more about Pure Poison Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Scorned Woman Hot Sauce
FireGirl has known many a scorned woman - but none that produce this kind of kick. Give it a try and understand just how mad she was, and how lucky you were to escape. Or, ladies, taste it and know just what you're capable of, right FireGirl? Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Flavor: Unique Special Ingredient(s): white wine Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Divorce * Great Label * Alcohol * Humor * * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Scorned Woman Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Scorned Woman Salsa
Hell hath no fury like this salsa... actually the flavor is so good, you won't care about revenge or any of those petty things. Medium heat level. Category: Salsa Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Gourmet * * Fits In Display Box... more about Scorned Woman Salsa...
| | |  | | See Dick Burn Hot Sauce
Wear gloves when chopping peppers, and if not, don't touch any sensitive parts of your body. Else, you'll get what this guy got. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Main Flavor: Hot Special Ingredient(s): Pepper Extract (Oleoresin) Themes : Extract * Sex * Divorce * Humor * No-Vinegar * * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about See Dick Burn Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Slap Heard Around The World!! Hot Sauce
Full name of this sauce is Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally... Slap Heard Around the World.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Main Pepper: Extract Themes : Sex * Humor * Extract * Collector's Favorite * Divorce * * Fits In Display Box... more about Slap Heard Around The World!! Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | West African Voodoo Juice
The ideal juice to put a spike into someone's life, either with the juice or the voodoo doll it comes with.
(great for setting the mood at your next halloween party or Seance!
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Red Savina Main Flavor: Red Savina and Fruit JuicesSpecial Ingredient(s): Brown Rum Themes : Collector's Favorite * Divorce * Great Label * Humor * Sports * All Natural * Fits In Gift Box
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| | |  | | Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry?
This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Divorce * Bodily Function * Humor * Raunchy * Fits In Display Box... more about Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce...
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