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		ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce... ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce 1346-01US $5.85


		Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin Extra Strength and do not call me in the morning Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Key Lime Juice Themes : Bodily Function * Occupations * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce... Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce 1304-01US $8.00


		Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce Garlic lovers delight. Fresh roasted garlic and Habanero pepper - WOW - What a treat! Excellent as a topping or mixed in stews, casseroles or rice dishes. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Roasted Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce... Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce 1368-01US $5.95


		Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain) WARNING: This product contains the hottest known ingredients on the planet Earth. This sauce will turn wings, oysters, chili, stews, jambalaya and Bloody Marys into an other-worldly experience. And, lucky you - Blair's Death Sauces all come with a fantabulous SKULL KEY CHAIN! Made with red and orange habanero peppers, vinegar, fresh cayenne peppers, smashed garlic, chipotle peppers, pepper extract, lime juice, cilantro, fresh herbs and spices. (great for setting the mood at your next halloween party or Seance! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red & Orange Habanero Main Flavor: Chipotle, Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Themes : Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Holiday * Toy * Religion * Humor * Garlic-Heavy * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain)... Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain) 1228-01US $7.75


		Cajun Power Garlic, Hot Sauce Pure Cajun. Includes freshly squeezed garlic. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 5 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Main Flavor: Vinegar Garlic Cayenne Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Cajun * Gourmet * * No Fat * Fits In Display Box... more about Cajun Power Garlic, Hot Sauce... Cajun Power Garlic, Hot Sauce 1362-01US $4.99


		Cheech Gnarly Garlic Hot Sauce The Cheech takes habanero chiles (the hottest chile pepper in the world) and blends them with fresh carrots, onions, mucho garlic and a splash of lime juice to create a tantalizing, tangy sauce that's a perfect combo of heat and flavor - perfect too for fish-n-fowl, soups, steaks, splash on salads, in dips and great to zest up Italian or Mexican style cooking. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Garlic Themes : Collector's Favorites * Garlic-Heavy * Celebrity * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Cheech Gnarly Garlic Hot Sauce... Cheech Gnarly Garlic Hot Sauce 1461-01US $5.95


		Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas Hot Sauce This mustard sauce comes in the coolest packaging! It's a metal cannister that looks like it actually might contain mustard gas. Of course, the sauce is a liquid, and can be used on your favorite dishes where you'd put mustard. Caution! May cause nasal hairs to combust. Extremely hot. Use with caution. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Mustard-based * Garlic-Heavy * * Fits In Display Box... more about Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas Hot Sauce... Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas Hot Sauce 1332-01US $8.85


		Dave's Gourmet Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce Dave's Gourmet, the makers of Dave's Insanity, created this fabulous roasted garlic recipe. A must-try. You'll be back. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Gourmet * Garlic-Heavy * * Fits In Display Box... more about Dave's Gourmet Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce... Dave's Gourmet Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce 1253-02US $5.95


		Huy Fong Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce (The one with the rooster) Sriracha is made from sun ripen chilies which are ground into a smooth paste along with garlic and packaged in a convenient squeeze bottle. It is excellent in soups, sauces, pastas, pizzas, hot dogs, hamburgers, chowmein or on anything else to give it a delicious, spicy taste. No artificial colors or flavorings. This is a classic Asian sauce... made in California, of course. Tastes especially great on all popular American food - burgers, pizza, dogs. You gotta have this sauce. Plastic bottle makes it nice and portable. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Animal Theme * Mary's Favorite * Outside US * Gourmet * Garlic-Heavy * * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Huy Fong Sriracha Garlic Hot Sauce (The one with the rooster)... Huy Fong Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce (The one with the rooster) 1240-01US $5.85


		Melinda's Garlic Hot Sauce A favorite of Mary's, this sauce goes with just about anything. Very garlicky. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 4 (Mild) Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Mary's Favorite * Outside US * * Fits In Display Box... more about Melinda's Garlic Hot Sauce... Melinda's Garlic Hot Sauce 1321-01US $4.95


		Poison Pepper Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce Garlic & Habaneros with red wine vinegar make this garlic sauce a unique addition for any garlic lover. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Gourmet * Great Label * Garlic-Heavy * Alcohol * * Fits In Display Box... more about Poison Pepper Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce... Poison Pepper Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce 1467-02US $6.25


		Red Savina Garlic Hot Sauce No Salt. Made with the hottest pepper on the planet - the Red Savina Habanero. Fresh habanero flavor. No extract. Clear label shows off this mighty sauce. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red Savina Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Gourmet * Garlic-Heavy * * All Natural * Sodium free * Fits In Display Box... more about Red Savina Garlic Hot Sauce... Red Savina Garlic Hot Sauce 1363-01US $9.95


		Ring Of Fire - Hot (Hot Sauce) Made from only the finest ingredients, including the legendary Habanero chile. Made in small batches to capture the garden fresh taste and quality of a genuine homemade sauce. Enriched with savory flavors of the Old Southwest and an X-TRA dose of Habanero heat, makes Ring of Fire Hot Sauce the perfect compliment to any dish. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Garlicky Special Ingredient(s): Habanero & Serrano Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Gourmet * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Ring Of Fire - Hot (Hot Sauce)... Ring Of Fire - Hot (Hot Sauce) 1177-01US $10.95


		Ring Of Fire - Xtra Hot Hot Sauce Made from only the finest ingredients, including the legendary Habanero chile. Made in small batches to capture the garden fresh taste and quality of a genuine homemade sauce. Enriched with savory flavors of the Old Southwest and an X-TRA dose of Habanero heat, makes Ring of Fire Hot Sauce the perfect compliment to any dish. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Garlicky Special Ingredient(s): Habanero Chiles Themes : Collector's Favorite * Garlic-Heavy * Gourmet * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Ring Of Fire - Xtra Hot Hot Sauce... Ring Of Fire - Xtra Hot Hot Sauce 1178-01US $10.95


		Ring Of Fire 'Chipotle Garlic' Hot Sauce FireGirl says, This sauce is very garlicky, but not too smokey. If you love garlic, you'll love this sauce. It has just the right amount of heat to bring out the flavor of the garlic, and to make your mouth water. It is a thick sauce with lots of small chunks. You can see the spices, especially the small bits of chipotle distributed throughout the sauce. The bottle is 12.5 fluid ounces, more than double the regular hot sauce bottle size (5oz), so the price is really a bargain. This sauce is good on most all meats, even more meaty fish, like tuna steak. It's also good on sandwiches, on bagels with cream cheese, and in spaghetti sauce. The Manufacturer says, This sauce may cause serious addiction! The smoky Chipotle and roasted garlic are the backdrop for this distinctive sauce. Remarkably rich and smooth, it'll make your mouth water, and your taste buds scream. To ensure proper enjoyment, use liberally. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Humor * Gourmet * Smoky-Flavor * Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ring Of Fire 'Chipotle Garlic' Hot Sauce... Ring Of Fire 'Chipotle Garlic' Hot Sauce 1428-01US $10.75


		Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce The sphincter muscle is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. Label reads, "Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra'ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthum feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch of sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums from, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, and und she shur was scremin'!" Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Cayenne Main Flavor: Garlic Special Ingredient(s): Garlic Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * Garlic-Heavy * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce... Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce 1468-02US $6.15



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