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Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce

The sphincter muscle is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. Label reads, "Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra'ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthum feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch of sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums from, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, and und she shur was scremin'!" - Read Reviews of Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauces
~ Size: 5oz ~ Heat Level: 9 (Hot)

Customer Review: The first time I tried this,I had a vision of Homer Simpson screaming "Oh my God,it Burns!" Now that I've aclimated myself to it, it's not so bad.In fact,it has a very good flavor once the burn subsides.It makes a great compliment to chili. And...you're just going to have to turst me on this,a thin layer on a roast beef sandwich is really,really good.I thought this sauce was too hot at first, but have since become quite addicted to it.Definitely in my top 5. - Scott ... Read More Reviews

Try This On : Roast beef Sandwiches, chili

Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce PRODUCT DETAILS

Size : 5oz

Regular Price :

Heat Level : 9 (Hot)

Bottle Type: 5oz Woozy

Color : Redish Orange

Consistency : Medium Thin, Smooth

Produced in : USA

Style :screaming sphincter hot sauce, screaming sphincter sauce, screaming sphincter, garlic hot sauce, garlic sauce, hot sauce, hot sauces, pepper, cayenne, garlic, bodily function humor, garlic-heavy, humorous gift, all natural, no fat, low sodium, sphinter, screaming sphinker, gourmet sauces, gourmet sauce, gourmet

Manufacturer : TaylorMade
Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box

Ingredients : cayenne pepper, vinegar, spices, salt.

NUTRITION FACTS

Serving Size=1tsp
Servings Per Container 30

Amount per serving

Calories 0

% Daily Values*
Total Fat 0g 0
-- Sat Fat 0 0
Sodium 120mg 6%
Total Carb 2 1%
Protein 0g



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