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Bad Santa !   Holiday Hot Sauce
Bad Santa ! Holiday Hot Sauce

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Santa always knows!

Batten down your hatches and board up your chimneys, because Santa's got the trots and he's looking for revenge. Give a bottle of this garlic cayenne hot sauce to friend and foe alike as a reminder that ol' Saint Nick's got a "shit"list and he's checking it twice!



PLUS there is enough room on the panel to customize and sign your name. ~ Size: ~ Heat Level: Mild-Medium

Bad Santa ! Holiday Hot Sauce 1227-02Regular price: US $6.50SALE PRICE: US $5.50
Peace on Earth Holiday Jalapeno Hot Sauce
Peace on Earth Holiday Jalapeno Hot Sauce

No matter who you are, what you do, or what you believe in, we all want the same thing: PEACE. So this year, give a little "Peace on Earth" to your loved ones with this mild jalapeno sauce, and wish them a safe, happy and healthy holiday season! PLUS there is enough room on the panel to customize and sign your name.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 3 (mild) Themes : Humor * Bodily Functions * Holiday * Fits In Display Box ... more about our holiday Hot Sauce...

Peace on Earth Holiday Jalapeno Hot Sauce 1305-01US $5.95
Reindeer Revenge Hot Sauce
Reindeer Revenge Hot Sauce

"A little hot sauce from Santa's sleigh pullers." Christmas sauces are selling BIG already and the funny labeled Christmas sauces make great gifts. The label shows Rudolph "utilizing" the chimney. Heat Level:

Reindeer Revenge Hot Sauce 1340-02US $6.75
Alive and Well Mango Fruit Burst Salsa

Feel the fruity sensation of mango in this gourmet mouth watering salsa. Size: 16 oz Heat Level: Mild

Alive and Well Mango Fruit Burst Salsa 1509-02US $7.50
Stoopid Hot Hot Sauce
Stoopid Hot Hot Sauce

Have you ever been hit by a parked car? Forgot the number for 911? Brought 17 friends to a movie because it said -- Under 18 not admitted? Do you think a quarterback is a refund? Then this sauce is for you! So hot it's guaranteed to have you saying, I can't believe I just ate that, Stupid Hot is the perfect alternative to running headfirst into walls.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Gourmet * * Fits In Display Box... more about Stoopid Hot Sauce...

Stoopid Hot Hot Sauce 1403-01US $7.95
Dad You're Cool Hot Sauce Display
Dad You're Cool Hot Sauce Display

Wooden Display Box, Hippy Father Day Jalapeno Hot Sauce, My Dads Hot Sauce is Hotter Than Your Dads Hot Sauce, Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Jalapeno Hot Sauce, Sir Fartalots Hot Sauce, and Weekend Warrior Grub Juice Hot Sauce. Photo is representative, and not acccurate of hot sauce selection mentioned above.

Category: Collections and Gifts Heat Level: 2 - 10

Dad You're Cool Hot Sauce Display 9237-01Regular price: US $44.95SALE PRICE: US $39.95
FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce
FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce

Increase your penis size. Spy on your neighbors. Improve your golf score. Retire rich in three weeks. Stop balding and re-grow hair. Get your college degree in 24 hours. Feel and look younger. Have sex when you want. Consolidate your debt AND remove embarrassing facial hair. Eat this sauce until you're thin. It really works! To unsubscribe from this hot sauce, send this message to 10 of your friends. Bill Gates will send each of them $438,000 plus a free prescription to VIAGRATE.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Politics * Occupations * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce...

FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce 1395-02US $6.00
Honey, Burning and Ass Kickin' Nuts, Variety 3-Pack

This variety pack satisfies everyone!...Each bud will be tingling with a jar of: Sweet heat with Ask Kickin' Honey Roasted Nuts,Medium heat with Ask Kickin' PeanutsHEAT with Dave's Burnin' Nuts. With this variety pack, who knows what'll come next!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: (Mild) to (Medium) to (Hot)

Honey, Burning and Ass Kickin' Nuts, Variety 3-Pack 9203-01US $19.85
Weekend Warrior Grub Juice
Weekend Warrior Grub Juice

Football. Soccer. Basketball. Curling. . . . No matter what sport battle you vie for. You're not prepared unless you've got your Weekend Warrior Grub Juice with you. Whether it's Tailgate Time or Couch Potato, nothing goes better on your fixins' than this flavorful snack enhancer! Put it on everything you eat.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium)

Weekend Warrior Grub Juice 1168-02Regular price: US $5.85SALE PRICE: US $4.75
Unbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear
Unbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear

The name says it all!! Lovingly placed in its own little teddy bear bottle, it's so cute, but looks can be deceiving!! This is one VICIOUS Teddy, without a doubt one of the strongest extract additives ever made!! This product is an "EXTRACT BASED ADDITIVE ONLY!!" EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED!!

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Special Ingredient(s): Extremely Hot Pepper Extract Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Animal Theme * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Unbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear...

****** DUE TO CUSTOM GLASS MANUFACTURING COSTS, MANUFACTURER DOES NOT HAVE THIS PRODUCT AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME ******



Unbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear 1180-02US $19.50
Hazmat Hot Sauce
Hazmat Hot Sauce

One of the few things a firefighter fears more than a backdraft- Hazardous Materials. "Haz Mat" for short. This sauce definitely fits the description! You don't talk about flavors with a sauce this hot- you just talk about possible long term effects.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Special Ingredient(s): Extremely Hot Pepper Extract Themes : Extract * Occupations * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Hazmat Hot Sauce...

Hazmat Hot Sauce 1184-02US $8.25
Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube
Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube

The name says it all. When these two misguided missiles get it on, they use hot sauce for lube. Hubba Hubba. Strap on this bottle and bang your favorite DICKtator. (Harness not included.) Habanero hot sauce with carrots, onions, garlic and lime juice.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Great Label * Politics * Celebrity * Humor * Raunchy * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube...

Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube 1194-02US $7.50
Acid Rain Hot Nuts
Acid Rain Hot Nuts

Do not sprinkle on lakes and forests! No preservatives. Lightly roasted & salted. Very hot!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Humor * Gourmet * Mary's Favorite * * Fits In Display Box... more about Acid Rain Hot Nuts...

Acid Rain Hot Nuts 1541-01US $6.85
Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce
Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce

Available only at FireGirl. Made with the Red Savina Habanero, this hot sauce is HOT. I mean, it's damn hot. It may not be able to cure the common cold, but as a cure for bland food, it can't be beat.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red Savina Habanero Main Flavor: BBQ-Style Special Ingredient(s): Red Savina(R) Habanero Peppers Themes : Occupations * Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Sweet Heat * Humor * No-Vinegar * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce...

Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce 1264-01US $6.95
ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce

It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce...

ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce 1346-01US $5.85
Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce
Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce

For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin Extra Strength and do not call me in the morning

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Key Lime Juice Themes : Bodily Function * Occupations * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce...

Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce 1304-01US $8.00
Ass In Hell Hot Sauce
Ass In Hell Hot Sauce

The hottest ass ever! If you're an Ass In The Tub fan, this sauce is the final answer. Knock yourself out. You might as well because you won't want to feel the pain this sauce is going to cause your mouth or your other end.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Religion * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In Hell Hot Sauce...

Ass In Hell Hot Sauce 1410-01US $7.15
Ass In Space Hot Sauce
Ass In Space Hot Sauce

It's out of this world! Ass-tronomically hot! In a galaxy far, far awayŰ an evil pepper sauce of an unknown molecular structure has made its way to earth. Its mission is to boldly go where no pepper sauce has gone before. Caution: This pepper sauce is seriously hotter than the original Ass In The Tub (which FireGirl also sells). This sauce will burn you on the way in, and on the way out. It's a moving experience.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : No-Vinegar * Humor * Extract * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In Space Hot Sauce...

Ass In Space Hot Sauce 1260-01US $5.85
Ass In The Tub 3-Pack Hot Sauce Gift
Ass In The Tub 3-Pack Hot Sauce Gift

Cool box with funny cartoons contains one full-size bottle (5oz) each of Ass in the Tub, Ass in Space and Ass in Antarctica. Makes a great gift for your own deserving self or for someone else.

Category: Collections and Gifts Heat Level: (Medium)

Ass In The Tub 3-Pack Hot Sauce Gift 7178-01US $16.50
Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce
Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce

WoooW! Drop your drawers and run for the water closet - BUTT, be careful - running only fans the flames!

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * No-Vinegar * Humor * Extract * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce...

Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce 1226-01US $4.85
Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce
Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce

Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce has tame chickens running for their lives. Beats the original Buffalo wing sauces by a mile! Cook up flocks of wings and discover a taste pleasure that'll have wing fanatics begging for the recipe.

Category: Wing Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce...

Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce 1537-01US $7.50
Ass Kickin' Green Chili & Tequila Salsa
Ass Kickin' Green Chili & Tequila Salsa

Fresh fire roasted green chiles are featured in this habanero salsa delight along with rich tomatoes, garlic, onions and a bite of mexican tequila.

Category: Salsa Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Alcohol * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Green Chili & Tequila Salsa...

Ass Kickin' Green Chili & Tequila Salsa 1491-01US $7.95
Ass Kickin' Honey Roasted Peanuts
Ass Kickin' Honey Roasted Peanuts

These new nuts are irresistible and addicting!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 4 (Mild) Themes : Sweet Heat * Humor * ... more about Ass Kickin' Honey Roasted Peanuts...

Ass Kickin' Honey Roasted Peanuts 1529-01US $9.00
Ass Kickin' Ketchup
Ass Kickin' Ketchup

This ketchup will change the way you look at hamburgers forever, and your dogs are gonna bite ya' back!

Category: Mustard Ketchup Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : * humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Ketchup...

Ass Kickin' Ketchup 1542-01US $7.50
Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix
Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix

Heads up margarita lovers! Just add this mix to any good tequila and PRESTO! The world's best margarita! No bartending experience required, and we guarantee the results - you can't buy a better margarita, mix, or drink on either side of the border!

Category: Mixes- Chili Dips Drinks Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Humor * Alcohol * Sweet Heat * ... more about Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix...

Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix 1552-01US $8.50
Ass Kickin' Peanuts
Ass Kickin' Peanuts

Grab your favorite beverage 'cause you're gonna need it! These are some wicked hot peanuts, amigos!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Humor * ... more about Ass Kickin' Peanuts...

Ass Kickin' Peanuts 1528-01US $9.00
Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce
Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce

Garlic lovers delight. Fresh roasted garlic and Habanero pepper - WOW - What a treat! Excellent as a topping or mixed in stews, casseroles or rice dishes.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Roasted Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce...

Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce 1368-01US $5.95
Ass Kickin' Snack Mix
Ass Kickin' Snack Mix

A hot crunchy combo of peanuts, sesame sticks, cashews, rice crackers and pretzel nubs make this an irresistible snack treat!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Humor * ... more about Ass Kickin' Snack Mix...

Ass Kickin' Snack Mix 1532-01US $9.00
Ass Kickin' Spicy Mustard
Ass Kickin' Spicy Mustard

Kick Yo ass hot mustard... great for potato salad!

Category: Mustard Ketchup Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : mustard-based * humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Spicy Mustard...

Ass Kickin' Spicy Mustard 1545-01US $6.50
Ass Kickin' Steak Sauce
Ass Kickin' Steak Sauce

Use this over an open fire, BBQ or grill...you'll never go back to a store-bought steak sauce again. This is the sauce steak lovers search the world over for - so hot it'll take the edge off your steak knife! Also great on chicken and fish.

Category: Marinade Steak Grill Sauces Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Steak Sauce...

Ass Kickin' Steak Sauce 1544-01US $6.95
Bat's Brew Hot Sauce-Travel Size
Bat's Brew Hot Sauce-Travel Size

Just like Bat's Brew, only smaller and in a plastic bottle so it won't break in your back pocket. Makes fun Halloween Treat too!

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Animal Theme * Humor * Holiday * * Fits In Display Box... more about Bat's Brew Hot Sauce-Travel Size...

Bat's Brew Hot Sauce-Travel Size 7157-01US $2.85
Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce
Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce

This is Louisianas Largest-Selling Specialty Pepper Sauce! It is also a 2002 winner of a Scovie Award (the food industry equivalent to an Academy Award). Dont let the name fool you. Its a medium heat sauce that goes with anything. This pepper sauce is a South Louisiana classic! Its made with Cayenne Peppers, Minced Garlic, Minced Onion, a touch of Cane Vinegar, that blend of spices and a tiny bit of Sea Salt.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Special Ingredient(s): Lots of Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce...

Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce 1365-01US $6.85
Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce
Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce

This pepper sauce really ?stands outî! Its the same recipe as the Bayou Butt Burner with the addition of Habanero Peppers. For those who love the flavor of the Butt Burner but prefer more heat. Great Label! Cute little alligator - his tail has a stiffy. :-)

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Cayenne Peppers Main Flavor: Garlic & Heat Special Ingredient(s): Habanero Peppers Themes : Collector's Favorite * Animal Theme * Sex * Humor * Marriage * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce...

Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce 1361-01US $6.95
Betrayed Hot Sauce
Betrayed Hot Sauce

You thought it wouldn't burn, but you didn't pay close enough attention. This one is a hard lesson to learn.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Divorce * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Betrayed Hot Sauce...

Betrayed Hot Sauce 1162-02US $6.65
Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain)
Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain)

WARNING: This product contains the hottest known ingredients on the planet Earth. This sauce will turn wings, oysters, chili, stews, jambalaya and Bloody Marys into an other-worldly experience. And, lucky you - Blair's Death Sauces all come with a fantabulous SKULL KEY CHAIN! Made with red and orange habanero peppers, vinegar, fresh cayenne peppers, smashed garlic, chipotle peppers, pepper extract, lime juice, cilantro, fresh herbs and spices. (great for setting the mood at your next halloween party or Seance!

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red & Orange Habanero Main Flavor: Chipotle, Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Themes : Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Holiday * Toy * Religion * Humor * Garlic-Heavy * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain)...

Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain) 1228-01US $7.75
Blair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Haba?ero Salsa - XXX Hot
Blair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Haba?ero Salsa - XXX Hot

Blair is back with new and delicious recipe of Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Haba?ero Salsa. The heat is great and it's been rising. Feel Alive!!!

Category: Salsa Heat Level: 10 (Very Hot) Themes : Mary's Favorite * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Haba?ero Salsa - XXX Hot...

Blair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Haba?ero Salsa - XXX Hot 1502-01US $7.25
Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)
Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)

As far as hot sauce goes (and not cooking additives), this is the hottest sauce ever created. Made with Habanero Chile and Cayenne Chile.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Great Label * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)...

Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull) 1313-01US $11.25
Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce
Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce

Well, if we ever find the guy, and those weapons of mass destruction, we'll know what to do. Bomb Saddam Mad Blast Habanero Hot Sauce with handcrafted black beret.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Politics * Humor * Toy * Raunchy * Limited Edition * * Fits In Display Box... more about Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce...

Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce 1182-02US $8.50
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