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		Honey, Burning and Ass Kickin' Nuts, Variety 3-Pack This variety pack satisfies everyone!...Each bud will be tingling with a jar of: Sweet heat with Ask Kickin' Honey Roasted Nuts,Medium heat with Ask Kickin' PeanutsHEAT with Dave's Burnin' Nuts. With this variety pack, who knows what'll come next! Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: (Mild) to (Medium) to (Hot) Honey, Burning and Ass Kickin' Nuts, Variety 3-Pack 9203-01US $19.85


		Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube The name says it all. When these two misguided missiles get it on, they use hot sauce for lube. Hubba Hubba. Strap on this bottle and bang your favorite DICKtator. (Harness not included.) Habanero hot sauce with carrots, onions, garlic and lime juice. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Great Label * Politics * Celebrity * Humor * Raunchy * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube... Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube 1194-02US $7.50


		ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce... ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce 1346-01US $5.85


		Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce This pepper sauce really ?stands outî! Its the same recipe as the Bayou Butt Burner with the addition of Habanero Peppers. For those who love the flavor of the Butt Burner but prefer more heat. Great Label! Cute little alligator - his tail has a stiffy. :-) Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Cayenne Peppers Main Flavor: Garlic & Heat Special Ingredient(s): Habanero Peppers Themes : Collector's Favorite * Animal Theme * Sex * Humor * Marriage * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce... Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce 1361-01US $6.95


		Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull) As far as hot sauce goes (and not cooking additives), this is the hottest sauce ever created. Made with Habanero Chile and Cayenne Chile. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Great Label * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)... Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull) 1313-01US $11.25


		Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Sex * Bodily Function * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce... Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce 1344-01US $5.85


		Kiss of Fire -- The Ultimate XXX Hot Sauce A superb hot sauce wit a XXX rating for heat level. Kiss of Fire has great heat as well as flavor. The combination of Scotch Bonnet & Habanero chiles, onions, garlic and mustard makes for a taste experience that is sure to please! Winner 1998 The Chile Pepper Magazine Fiery Food Challenge Haba?ero Hot Sauce Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Sex * Marriage * Gourmet * Great Label * * Fits In Display Box... more about ... Kiss of Fire -- The Ultimate XXX Hot Sauce 1339-01US $7.50


		Colonel Condom's Hot Sauce Comes with a real condom attached, still in the wrapper, of course. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Sex * Marriage * Toy * Humor * Raunchy * * Fits In Display Box... more about Colonel Condom's Hot Sauce... Colonel Condom's Hot Sauce 1207-02US $6.25


		Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce Here's the rush you've wanted to experience! Release the sensation that only the very special taste of Endorphin Rush can! Heightens any food: first an explosion of flavor, then a wave of heat! The rush that goes beyond hot! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Main Pepper: Extract Main Flavor: Hot Special Ingredient(s): Soy Sauce Themes : Extreme * Collector's Favorite * Sex * Bodily Function * Sports * * All Natural * No Fat * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce... Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce 1175-01US $7.00


		Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce This sauce was made for all those Biker Babes out there. You know who you areÛ the ones that don't take shit from anyone, but still like to show off your classy ass and breasts to everyone. This sauce is good. Try it in your next Bloody Biker Bitch Mary drink. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Sex * Marriage * Occupations * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce... Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce 1345-01US $5.85


		Hottest Fucking Sauce (Hot Sauce) Real Person Alexandra says, This is pretty damn fucking hot; the heat, which was a lasting variety, wiped out 99% of my memories of its taste. The flavor that I do remember was not bad, though. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Divorce * Sex * Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Hottest Fucking Sauce (Hot Sauce)... Hottest Fucking Sauce (Hot Sauce) 1210-01US $8.95


		Jump Up & Kiss Me Chipotle Hot Sauce Chipotle chiles, which are smoked jalapenos, have a deep, earthy, smoky flavor with berry undertones. Serve this sauce as a bbq marinade, or shake it on sandwiches, soups, salsas, tacos, roasted vegetables or grilled anything. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: roasted red peppers Main Flavor: smokey, sweet Special Ingredient(s): smoked chiles Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Sex * Marriage * Gourmet * Great Label * Sweet Heat * Smoky-Flavor * Humor * * No Fat * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Jump Up & Kiss Me Chipotle Hot Sauce... Jump Up & Kiss Me Chipotle Hot Sauce 1243-01US $5.95


		Jump Up & Kiss Me Hot Sauce with Passion (original) Jennifer Trainer Thompson, a tea time friend of FireGirl, knows her passion. After travelling over 6,000 miles on a sailboat, this woman knows a thing or two about desire, not to mention passion! The sweet heat comes from blending habanero pepper, papaya, onion, honey, ginger, garlic, mustard and spices. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: sweet heat Special Ingredient(s): papaya Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Sex * Marriage * Sweet Heat * Fruit-Based * No-Vinegar * Humor * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Jump Up & Kiss Me Hot Sauce with Passion (original)... Jump Up & Kiss Me Hot Sauce with Passion (original) 1166-01US $5.95


		Jump Up & Kiss Me Spicy Passion Fruit Hot Sauce With hints of mangoes and pineapple, the tropical passion fruit is sweet and tart. Here it is blended with pineapple, habaneros, and spices to create a sweet heat sauce that will enliven most dishes. Try it on chicken, fish, rice or in your favorite vinaigrette. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Passion Fruit Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Sex * Marriage * Gourmet * Great Label * Sweet Heat * Fruit-based * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * Sodium free * Fits In Display Box... more about Jump Up & Kiss Me Spicy Passion Fruit Hot Sauce... Jump Up & Kiss Me Spicy Passion Fruit Hot Sauce 1244-01US $5.95


		See Dick Burn Hot Sauce Wear gloves when chopping peppers, and if not, don't touch any sensitive parts of your body. Else, you'll get what this guy got. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Main Flavor: Hot Special Ingredient(s): Pepper Extract (Oleoresin) Themes : Extract * Sex * Divorce * Humor * No-Vinegar * * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about See Dick Burn Hot Sauce... See Dick Burn Hot Sauce 1367-01US $5.15


		Slap Heard Around The World!! Hot Sauce Full name of this sauce is Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally... Slap Heard Around the World. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Main Pepper: Extract Themes : Sex * Humor * Extract * Collector's Favorite * Divorce * * Fits In Display Box... more about Slap Heard Around The World!! Hot Sauce... Slap Heard Around The World!! Hot Sauce 1435-01US $9.15


		Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally Green Hot Sauce Well, smack my ass! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 5 (Mild) Themes : Sex * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally Green Hot Sauce... Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally Green Hot Sauce 1271-01US $6.15


		Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally Red Hot Sauce Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): carrots Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally Red Hot Sauce... Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally Red Hot Sauce 1270-01US $6.15



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