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Have you ever found yourself wondering what the hell you're doing with your life? Why you're still in that job you hate? Why you haven't done this? Keep doing that? FireGirl knows where you're coming from.This chipotle hot sauce is designed to remind you that YOU are ALIVE and WELL. You are just as valid and worthy as the rest of the people in this old world, and that TODAY is the day. Pick one of your dreams and do one thing toward making it happen. Do the same thing every day. You will get there. Besides being inspirational, FireGirl's Alive and Well Hot Sauce is smoky, and hot, which will add flavor and sweat to your life, elements which are desperately important. Friends, you gotta listen to great music,splash through puddles, listen to great music, and put hot sauce on all your food. Live. You are alive, and you are well. You are worthy and you are lovable. Plus, you're fun to be around. Category: Chipotle Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium Heat Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Habanaro PepperMain Flavor: Chipotle Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Peppers Themes : Firegirl's Favorite * Woman Power * Gourmet * Great Label * Smoky-Flavor * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about FireGirl's Alive and Well Chipotle Hot Sauce...
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 | | Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce - FireGirl.com Hot Sauce Catalog
The splinter you got in your butt from the outhouse is less painful than this heat-filled habanero hot sauce.Category:Humorous Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Fresh Habanero PepperSpecial Ingredient(s): Fresh Habanero Peppers Themes : Extract * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * No Fat * Sodium free * Fits In Display Box... more about Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce...
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Increase your penis size. Spy on your neighbors. Improve your golf score. Retire rich in three weeks. Stop balding and re-grow hair. Get your college degree in 24 hours. Feel and look younger. Have sex when you want. Consolidate your debt AND remove embarrassing facial hair. Eat this hot sauce until you're thin. It really works! To unsubscribe from this hot sauce, send this message to 10 of your friends. Bill Gates will send each of them $438,000 plus a free prescription to VIAGRATE.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium heat hot sauce) Main Pepper: Habanero PeppersThemes : Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Politics * Occupational * Humor * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce...
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 | | Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce
Here's the rush you've wanted to experience! Release the sensation that only the very special taste of Endorphin Rush can! Heightens any food: first an explosion of flavor, then a wave of heat! The rush that goes beyond hot!Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Extract Main Flavor: Hot Special Ingredient(s): Soy Sauce Themes : Extreme * Collector's Favorite * Sex * Bodily Function * Sports * All Natural * No Fat * Very Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce...
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 | | Dave's Total Insanity Hot Sauce
This is a super hot sauce with a gourmet garlicky flavor. Insanity is made to be a cooking ingredient and Total Insanity can go right on your food.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot Hot Sauce) Themes : Gourmet * Humor * All Natural Condiment * Fits In Display Box... more about Dave's Total Insanity Hot Sauce...
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Available only at FireGirl. Made with the Red Savina Habanero Peppers, this hot sauce is HOT. I mean, it's damn hot. It may not be able to cure the common cold, but as a cure for bland food, it can't be beat. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red Savina Habanero Peppers Main Flavor: BBQ-Style Special Ingredient(s): Red Savina(R) Habanero Peppers Themes : Occupations * Collector's Favorite * FireGirl's Favorite * Humor * No Vinegar Hot Sauce * All Natural * No Fat * Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce...
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 | | Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
This is my favorite hot sauce of the moment. What a great label! It's a black & white that depicts a doctor like man wearing a spectacle. It really does look like some old-time remedy. Did you see the movie The Road to Wellville with Anthony Hopkins? The character on the bottle looks like he could be that character. Very cool. And, it probably really WILL clean out your colon. Consider this sauce as a substitute for Inner Beauty hot sauce. The mustard-based sauce tastes great!Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Scotch Bonnet Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Mustard Themes : Collector's Favorite * FireGirl's Favorite * Gourmet Sauce* Great Label * Sweet Heat * Mustard Based * Occupational Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce...
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 | | Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce
For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin Extra Strength and do not call me in the morningCategory: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauces) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Key Lime Juice Themes : Bodily Function * Occupations * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce...
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 | | ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this hot sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function Humor * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce...
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 | | Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce (Liquid Stupid)
One drop will stoopify you. Liquid Stupid for those of us who don't know the real spelling of the word stoopid. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauce) Main Pepper: Jalapeno Peppers Themes : Collector's Favorite * Extract * Divorce * Humor * Fits In Display Box... more about Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce (Liquid Stupid) stoopid, stupid
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 | | Kick Yo Ass Hot Hot Sauce
Contains the red savina habanero pepper and 1 million Scoville unit capsicum extract. Be careful with this one. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot Hot Sauce) Themes : Humor * Animal Humor * Divorce * * Fits In Display Box... more about Kick Yo Ass Hot Hot Sauce ...
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 | | Weekend Warrior Grub Juice Hot Sauce
Football. Soccer. Basketball. Curling. . . . No matter what sport battle you vie for. You're not prepared unless you've got your Weekend Warrior Grub Juice (hot sauce) with you. Whether it's Tailgate Time or Couch Potato, nothing goes better on your fixins' than this flavorful spicy snack enhancer! Put it on everything you eat.Category: Sports Hot Sauce Tailgate CondimentHeat Level: 6 (Medium)
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 | | Salsa Stoopid (Salsa Stupid) Extremely Hot Salsa
Taste the IQ points melt away. A medium-chunky salsa with tomatoes, garlic, jalapeno peppers and plenty of pepper extract for heat. Category: Salsa Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme Salsa) Main Pepper: Pepper Extract Main Flavor: Extremely Hot Tomato Salsa Special Ingredient(s): Pepper Extract Themes :Pepper Extract * All Natural * No Fat * Low Sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Salsa Stoopid (Salsa Stupid) Extremely Hot Salsa...
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 | | Religious Experience Salsa -The Wrath Salsa
Using sea salt, known for its higher mineral content, and barley malt, a grain sweetener which is a complex and user friendly alternative to refined white sugar, produces superior quality and a flavor that is unmatched. Please note that Religious Experience Salsas contains NO VINEGAR, NO PRESERVATIVES, NO FILTERS, or to put it in another way, artificial hydrogenated sodium cassinate monodiglyceride dipotassium phosphate aluminosilicate NOT!!!Category: Salsa Heat Level: 8 (Hot Salsa) Themes : FireGirl's Favorite * Gourmet Salsa * Religious Humor * No Vinegar * Fits In Display Box... more about Religious Experience Salsa -The Wrath Salsa...
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 | | Dave's Insanely Hot Microwave Popcorn
The hottest popcorn on the Planet!!! (It may not even need a microwave with the heat this bag brings...) Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 9 (Hot Snack) Themes : Gourmet Snack * Fits In Display Box... more about Dave's Insanely Hot Microwave Popcorn...
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 | | Blair's Death Rain Chips (individual bag)
Blair's Death Rain potato chips are so good. This is a great way to taste them. We play Russian Rouelette with the many flavors laced with Red Savina Pepper and surprise with any one flavor.
Want more? Get them by the case!
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 | | Mom You're MARVELOUS Gift Collection
This hot gourmet sampler is one that'll make everyone feel marvelous about giving and receiving. Consists of: Chipotle Grill Seasoning; FireGirl's Alive and Well Raspberry Salsa; Mom's Mango Madness Hot Sauce; Fantastic Fiesta Dip Mix;; and a Hummingbird Cookie Cutter. All come in a slide top wood gift box. Photo is sample of a gift collection.Category: hot sauce gift or collections Heat Level: 4-7
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